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When someone has a long driveway and has to take the trash out by hard means…

Longdrivitis is a chronic problem plaguing this nation.

Every day thousands are suffering from taking their heavy trash cans to the street.

Symptoms of longdrivitis are, but not limited too, drowsiness, lack of motivation, and irritability.

If you or someone you know are showing signs of longdrivitis please notify us immediately.

There is help out there.

-Garbage Commander

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